Keith Morris at Del Taco for Taco Tuesday. Why aren't we friends yet?
As the world falls apart, I am thankful for @KTLA's Twilight Zone marathon.
I just stress-ate an entire bag of Combos® for dinner at the airport.
Why does my grandpa's birthday fall right after the election? This is the worst possible day to fly across the country to visit my family.
Trump was right about ONE thing at least ... The election WAS rigged!
Well, at least weed is now legal in California because I'll probably have to start smoking it just to face the next four years and beyond.
Why not call it Trainspotting 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Finally a new movie I'm looking forward to seeing: youtu.be/opo4dq3NNRs
I’m not the only one that’s noticed this over the past year, right? pic.twitter.com/e2suAxXb4j
My top 3 #lastfm artists: Rocket from the Crypt (25), Failure (14) & Wired All Wrong (10)
Wow, this may actually be the stupidest thing this moron has ever said. And she's said a lot of stupid things. twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/786355620131647488 …
I Do Better Locker Room Talk Than Trump
Guy in front of me at VONS buying only a six-pack of O'Doul's and a king size Payday candybar.
Please stop telling my American wife/son's to "check out sex tape." We are Christian and love small business and guns, not mexican porn-o! twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781788223055994880 …
Not tonight. But hey, I had to wait for the One Chord to Another 20th anniversary tour to finally hear "Autobiography" live!
Will tonight be the night I finally hear @Sloanmusic play "Median Strip" live? Or will I have to wait for the Smeared 30th anniversary tour?
Only took 20 years, but I finally got the joke in the faux-German title of AFI's "Yürf Rendenmein" (and I guess it's really not that funny.)
Apparently still blocked by @janewiedlin for reasons still unknown. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ArianaGrande You're a great positive role model for young girls and a big time talent,never let some image maker or muck raker take that!
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.